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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一天上课,同桌偷偷玩手机,正好被在教室外面巡视的班主任发现。班主任掏出自己的手机,发了条信息:你怎么不认真听课?同桌疑惑地回复道:你是谁?班主任又发了一条:你看窗外。同桌看了一眼窗外回复:多谢提醒,等会儿聊,我们班主任在窗外盯着呢!
2、刚拿的驾驶证,开车带闺蜜出去溜一圈。在车上闺蜜一脸要撞车的表情也就算了!我要卡车位让她下去帮我指挥,结果她一下车就大喊:“快跑啊,车主要倒车了快跑啊!”至今我都忘不了车外行人惊恐的眼神和躲闪的身影。
3、一朋友买了辆新车,撞了打电话给我说是个保险公司的人起了争议!赶过去询问保险人员,结果保险人员说:“哥,不是我们不赔,你看这么大一广场就一根电线杆,你说他是练车呢还是练瞄准呢!”
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