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[短篇] 笑话三则

1 家里给表弟安排了一场相亲，见面后女方对他印象不错羞涩地说:“我不介意你没车没房没钱，只要你对我好就行！”
  结果这货来了句:“你肚子里不会是有赠品吧！”
2 同事加一妹子微信，加上后妹子问:你是哪位？同事:过客。然后妹子来一句:那你就过去吧。接着把他拉黑了...
3 我邻居家孩子叫朱川，他妈妈每次给他买衣服，都会跟人说这是给我家朱川的...
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