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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一男童惨遭食人魔毒手,丧尽天良的凶手竟忘记放葱。
2.小明在野外遭遇凶猛野人,现已加入肯德基豪华午餐.
3.孩子睡觉老是踢被子,幸好被我及时发现打断了腿,否则肯定感冒.
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